My highly anticipated collection of magazine articles, essays and emails has been released: Everything Was Great Until it Sucked.

The book’s first line kind of says it all:

I’ve never known an American economy that didn’t smell like Red Lobster’s dumpster…

Folks are raving:

“[Wensink] is our Terry Southern and Paul Krassner and possibly one day even our own Jonathan Swift…”

– SCOTT MCCLANAHAN, author of The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I